Dating tip quotes
P." Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)- "Don't call me stupid." - "Oh, right! But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Last week, I discovered the early stages of crow's feet." - "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face." - "Stop it." Steel Magnolias (1989)"Jazz!
The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. I looked 'em up." A Fish Called Wanda (1988)"Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.
Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! " - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." "I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.
" - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir.
" - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?
Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. You've made me very happy."- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur." - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard." - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn." - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn." - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn." Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)"I think you're all f--ked in the head.
You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God!
But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right.
And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!
The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself.
" - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?